hometown-unicorn:

My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x

(Source: ohyousillypotato)

hungarian:

*takes a nap* who am i

ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

(Source: nippled)

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

foreveralone-lyguy:

ilyapasternak:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

feet are just hands that you can walk on

I think yours are broken you should get your money back

the night-anthropologists are here

its 8:16am

dearheart42:

kyleehenke:

do u ever get so torn between being productive or doing something fun that they cancel each other out and you wind up just sitting on your ass

did you mean the story of my entire life

(Source: fma-brotherhood)

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction)

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

preteenager:

when i was little i thought that if you fed the ocean more sand it would make it happy

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”